Ridiculousness

May 03

awkwardvagina:

*submits your sex tape to americas funniest home videos*

(via cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle)

May 01

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(Source: everythinghasadifferentname, via theblairbitchprojectt)

Apr 29

so i only wear this bra in the house because it’s too small

ho-ho-my-lad:

and it, erm, pushes stuff up in a way that makes me look like a 19th century prostitute

(via dean-ismean)

(Source: devils3yes, via thegirlwiththepokemontattoos)

Apr 28

horny has become less of a mood for me and more of a personality trait

(Source: thequeenstons, via shelly-bellybeans)

(Source: danielodowd, via liciasmindmap)

bihateual:

i forget how gay i am until i see a girl and then i’m kinda like oh right

(via time-not-well-wasted)

internetexplorers:

sir, this is a funeral. will you please for the love of god stop doing the macarena

(via vanityslut)

Apr 26

(via cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle)